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shawnphase



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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice showboating techniques, guys.
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Says the guy posting the scan of himself in Nintendo Power? WTF is going on here?
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cscan wrote:


EDIT: I think I just diagnosed the first known case of Mark Discordia Syndrome.


Someone toss in a pic of Johnny Turbo and the circle is complete.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to insult your knowledge narc, because only a true moron like me would have Mark Discordia(the man pictured to the left of shawnphase) in the front of my mind, but did you get the reference that both he and shawnphase were featured in mind numbingly retarded nintendo power articles?

I'm only asking because I couldn't think of any way to connect those two to Johnny Turbo. But you could have had something else in mind.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cscan wrote:
Not to insult your knowledge narc, because only a true moron like me would have Mark Discordia(the man pictured to the left of shawnphase) in the front of my mind, but did you get the reference that both he and shawnphase were featured in mind numbingly retarded nintendo power articles?

I'm only asking because I couldn't think of any way to connect those two to Johnny Turbo. But you could have had something else in mind.


I got the reference. I just think that Johnny Turbo fits in with the group. I just found it funny even if nobody else thinks so.

Also for plenty of fun with Mark Discordia just go to www.seanbaby.com and look at the article in his nes section. Im sure most people have already seen it but still funny stuff.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why's ev'rybody always pickin' on me
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because you run like a girl and sit down to pee.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

narc wrote:
Also for plenty of fun with Mark Discordia just go to www.seanbaby.com and look at the article in his nes section. Im sure most people have already seen it but still funny stuff.


Oh I remember the first time I read that. I was LAUGHING OUT LOUD like never before.
Thanks for refreshing the ol' memory narc!



EDIT: What if Smeg really was Mark Discordia?

smeg wrote:
I am one of your older Power Players (I'm 32), and I have some accomplishments to share. I have beaten many of your harder games, such as Deadly Towers, Bionic Commando, The Legend of Zelda, The Adventure of Link, Double Dragon, Milon's Secret Castle and Blaster Master (using only one man). I also finished Super Mario Bros. 2 in 28 minutes. Some of my top scores are:
Double Dragon: 129,310
Hudson's Adventure Island: 132,760
3-D WorldRunner: 316,550
My friends call me Mario because Mario and I have some things in common: we're both Italian and we're both plumbers! I enjoy being called Mario because I take my gaming so seriously.
a lot of people call me for tips, I tell them, "don't give up, you can do it if you really want!: I also tell kids to stay away from drugs because you need all your senses when you go up against video game foes. My other hobbies are drawing cartoon characters and playing in a band; I am currently working on music for a game.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hilarious.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have beaten many of your harder games, such as Deadly Towers

I'm developing theories that Mark Discordia Syndrome may be linked to post-traumatic stress disorder. People who've played DT more than an hour before reading Seanbaby's bitching about it will understand this...
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

shawnphase wrote:
hilarious.


You know what? Fuck you.

People of the forums, is there any reason not to ban this guy?
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Examine again the right image



Come on, the novelty of a village idiot just speaks for itself. Plus he's not TOTALLY batshit crazy. Not like certain village idiots I know of... but I dare not speak of that here.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unless he starts throwing pissy shitfits over nobody buying his CDs again I vote yes on proposition ban.

I know he was in Nintendo Power but you know what? So was Ace Ebb, and nobody likes him either.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sardius wrote:
So was Ace Ebb, and nobody likes him either.


I thought he vanished from all known civilization (or some shit) too quickly for anyone to hate him. Or his having no pets. It's always the damn owl lamps they hate.

THOSE FUCKING ASSHOLE OWL LAMPS! ALWAYS STEALING MY CIGARETTES!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

guys

shawnphase was in my DREAMS last night (no joke)

heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllp ;_;
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cscan



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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shawnphase Greatest Hits Collection

shawnphase wrote:
heh, if you take a look in the most recent nintendo power issue, the may one, im in it..you should do what you can to get a list of everyone you know that's been in the magazine, that would be equally grate.


shawnphase wrote:
i just wanted to say in closing that im awesome, and i'll always be awesome...


shawnphase wrote:
please, please order a cd, anybody...


shawnphase wrote:
i'll beg if i please.

The following quote is underlined and highlighted to emphasize back-to-back contradictory statements.
shawnphase wrote:
dont wanna be banned for this forum because of something i love, so if you think im trolling or looking to sell cd's, sorry. im not even concerned with that. i just want to be able to say 'i sold 2500 copies of cd's of video game covers'


my vote: BAN.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FACT: All bannings are actually performed by me. I have Frank's password, and sometimes I get bored. Please don't tell Frank, I have him convinced he's a black out drunk.

He's going to meetings!
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, he's just a drunk, he dawn't need to go to no meetings...

only alcoholics do that mess.
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cscan



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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alcoholism leads to great things. Look what it's done for for Stefan Erikssen formerly of Gizmondo. Heck, even Anna Nicole Smith made a success story based on alcoholism!

I for one think that Frank should begin a downward spiral of binge drinking in an attempt to replicate the above-mentioned successes.
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also BMF I'm dying to hear your dream involving shawnphase.
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