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sebmal · Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Posts: 152 Location: Somewhere!!

http://www.sonic-cult.org/newsx/comments.php?id=73
http://www.sonic-cult.org/newsx/comments.php?id=74
~~http://www.sonic-cult.org/newsx/comments.php?id=75~~

The entire Assembler shitstorm from cult's point of view.

EDIT: Cult took it down because they are pantywaists.

kap · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject:

Maybe we can just keep this thread going as somewhat impartial observers and mockers of idiocy, because as much as I want nothing to do with any of it, it's nice to be able to read about it without accusations and retardation that seem to be originating from Assembler's forums.. but I guess that's what "serious" collectors do, stir up shit.

Then again, maybe I just broke my own stated goal with the above. Who knows.

Yeah, I think I'll just stop caring.

Ichiban Crush · Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:52 am Post subject:

Red, it's too bad you called for retirement of the butter deal. Because this? This thing that we are discussing with the use of words and civilized behavior that prevents others from doing the same? This signature behavior of crybaby fingerpointing hissyfitting legalthreatening shiftyeyed taking-video-games-way-the-fuck-too-serious fanboy douchebaggery? That falls under my definition of the term to a T.

Also, it falls as a reminder of why I love you guys.

But yeah, it goes without saying... Assembler needs to grow a set.

PopaSmear · Staff Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 178

Assembler.

Hey Assembler.

I found this picture of you on the internet.

I guess that is you singing to your protos huh, Assembler?

Assembler?

Where are your balls Assembler?

FlareNUKE · Joined: 31 Jan 2006 Posts: 43

Does that thing have breasts?

And also it seems Christina Coffin is leaking more infoâ€¦ *yawn*

Squirrel Hunter · Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 44

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Ichiban Crush · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:18 am Post subject:

sebmal · Joined: 30 Oct 2005 Posts: 152 Location: Somewhere!!

Smeg · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:07 pm Post subject:

Who is Chris Coffin?

TheRedEye · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject:

Sigh. From our VERY OWN ARTICLE:

"At this point, the development team was split into two groups: one, led by programmer Ofer Alon and designer Chris Senn, would handle programming work on the main engine, while the other, led by programmer Chris Coffin, would develop the engine for the boss levels."

Smeg · Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:43 pm Post subject:

Our very own article from over two years ago! People can't be expected to remember that shit.

kap · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:00 am Post subject:

Heh, I did a google search.

Smeg · Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:23 am Post subject:

Yeah, I could have done that too but I was trying to be a smartass.

ProgrammingAce · Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 580

Sad part is, assembler never had a second copy of Sonic Xtreme... it was all just a ploy to stur up people when posting was slow...

I put up an offer of $10,000 and he couldn't so much as produce a screen shot or a pic of the disc.

James · Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Posts: 86

Just before some more bullshit rumours start flying off into the mist, Chris Coffin has two kids and a husband.

TheRedEye · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:41 pm Post subject:

Mia D · Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 162 Location: AUSTIN TEXAS

I still want to know what is wrong with Assembler.

I mean, in GENERAL and all.

TheRedEye · Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject:

Mild sociopathic tendencies, nothing terribly out of the ordinary.

Fabrizo · Joined: 01 Aug 2005 Posts: 11

I think it goes a bit deeper then that based on the stories i've heard about ASSEMbler.

A good chunk of the old members from his site formed another message board and left his durring all the drama. He's been trying desperatly to get people back ever sense.

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