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rahga



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:40 pm    Post subject: Important News. Read now. Reply with quote

HOLY SH!T Hedwig, Wormtail, Mad-Eye, Fred Weasley, Scrimgeour, Burbage, Dobby, Snape, Tonks, Lupin, and Voldemort ALL DIE!!!!1

Harry dies and comes back to life 20 pages leter.

Years later, Harry and Ginny get married! 3 kids! Hermonie and Ron get married! 2 kids!

Voldemort kills himself after some curse backfires!

Dumbledore ordered snape to kill him! Snape's a good guy, really!

Remember kids, all you need is a sharpie and a t-shirt... I'll see ya'll at the bookstore tonight.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn. The Republicans for Voldemort won't like that one bit.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be so happy in a week when I don't have to hear a goddamn thing about all of this.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BBH: You aren't that far off.... Voldemort and Harry are intimate. See, Harry's carrying around a little bit of Voldemort's soul or something, trapped in him when he was an infant. This prevents Harry from getting the upper hand and killing Voldemort until he somehow manages to get killed (and killing that bit of Voldemort by extension), then coming back to life, whereupon Voldemort kills himself by accident.

So, yeah, it's another retelling of the Christ story a la "The Matrix".
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Trinity DOES die in the HP?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death to hype.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck Harry Potter. I wish every store that had some dumb-ass "Event" for the release had exploded, killing all the morons lining up for that pap. It would increase the world's IQ by about 20 points.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's some pretty hardcore hatred for a kids book
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

anarchy99 wrote:
that's some pretty hardcore hatred for a kids book


Seriously, I'm seeing a lot of hatred for Harry Potter on other forums as well. Honestly, these folks don't have anything better to do in life other than to bitch about a book for that matter.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mark30001 wrote:
anarchy99 wrote:
that's some pretty hardcore hatred for a kids book


Seriously, I'm seeing a lot of hatred for Harry Potter on other forums as well. Honestly, these folks don't have anything better to do in life other than to bitch about a book for that matter.


And you have nothing better to do than bitch about the bitching. That's pretty sad.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deadguy2322 wrote:
Mark30001 wrote:
anarchy99 wrote:
that's some pretty hardcore hatred for a kids book


Seriously, I'm seeing a lot of hatred for Harry Potter on other forums as well. Honestly, these folks don't have anything better to do in life other than to bitch about a book for that matter.


And you have nothing better to do than bitch about the bitching. That's pretty sad.


Not really bitching my friend, though, I don't see why so many people hate the kids book. It just seems quite absurd, but I'm sure you're the type that just follows the "crowd" and can't even give a reasonable answer why except for some lame arse response post like what you've done. Face it, your initial "event" post wasn't even remotely funny, but instead just simply ignorant. But I'm not gonna continue arguing and stoop down to your level.

BBH wrote:
harry takes off his shirt and hes ripped. ok so some fine bitch comes in and starts grinding harry. harry says dayum gurrel and hits that. well guess what the dime was actually voldemort. harry fucked voldemort and he liked it. thye do it again and get gay married


Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hatred stems from jealousy. Not of the fan base that lines up and waits for something in hordes. But for the Author and Publisher who, in a matter of 48 hours makes hundreds of millions of dollars. Jealous that they can't come up with something so beloved that consumers line up for hours, sometimese days, just to get it ASAP.

If they actually hated the books themselves, well they probably wouldn't be talking about it on the internet.

Also, I don't see how the world would gain 20 IQ points by a large group of children who ELECTIVELY READ SOMEWHAT LENGTHY NOVELS dying in one fell swoop. Sure, I get that you're saying their stupid for getting in on the hype, but did it ever occur to you that perhaps they really do enjoy reading the books enough, and are anxious to find out how it ends enough, to wait in line for it? I mean, it's really not a stretch of the imagination.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked it better when it was called Books of Magic.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheRedEye wrote:
I liked it better when it was called Books of Magic.


Bingo.

The hatred stems from mediocre, turgid rehash being marketed as if it were the greatest fantasy literature ever. Fuck this cash grab and read some C.S. Lewis or some Tolkien.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is like the Guitar Hero vs. Guitar Freaks debate, except nobody's asking why you would read a book when you could just become a real wizard instead.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

handofg0d wrote:
The hatred stems from jealousy....

UHM, NO.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deadguy2322 wrote:
marketed as if it were the greatest fantasy literature ever.


I can get behind that sentiment. From all the media you'd think books had never been published before this.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've not read it, but a part of me says anything that gets people in the US, especially kids, to read can't be all that bad. But then someone always brings up "The DaVinci Code" and my argument is dead.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nixon wrote:
I've not read it, but a part of me says anything that gets people in the US, especially kids, to read can't be all that bad. But then someone always brings up "The DaVinci Code" and my argument is dead.


Potter is the Da Vinci Code for kids. Total shit marketed as if it were the second coming.
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