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I think I've seen too many protos, pirates and bad romhacks.
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Kid Fenris



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once dreamed that I was playing an arcade game called Hyper Heat. It was a lot like Ikari Warriors, Mercs or any other overhead commando shooter of the '80s, only I was controlling some anime chick who ran around a city and blew up gunmen and cars and robots and cyberdogs and buildings. It even had little stores where she could buy weapons and upgrades, like River City Ransom. It was awesome.

I had another dream about finding an old VHS tape labeled "METROID CARTOON" at some thrift store. I took it straight to my family reunion and told everyone to sit down and watch this rare, unreleased Metroid cartoon. Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it.
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handofg0d



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kid Fenris wrote:
Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it.


I really hope it was just like this TMNT animated porn.
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I am Christina Aguilera



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

handofg0d wrote:
I really hope it was just like this TMNT animated porn.


A fascinating fun fact!:
That was produced by Harvard students.
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Carnivol
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

handofg0d wrote:
Kid Fenris wrote:
Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it.


I really hope it was just like this TMNT animated porn.


You know... I'm crying right now and I'm totally out of words. I think anyone who says X is raping their childhood memories by doing Y to franchise Z has not seen this.
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neomerge



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The scariest character porn ever has to be that E.T. one. That shit freaked me out.
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LocalH



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not porn but this shit freaked me out when I first saw it:



Well, it is crudely drawn...
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handofg0d



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LocalH wrote:
Well, it is crudely drawn...


And it does have a flag telling E.T. to go come.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LocalH wrote:
It's not porn but this shit freaked me out when I first saw it:



Well, it is crudely drawn...

Oh, no.



It must be the same company.
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ProgrammingAce



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did they seriously not have graphic artists back in the 80s?
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neomerge



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF thats popeye. SMH and I thought Sega Master System covers were bad.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProgrammingAce wrote:
Did they seriously not have graphic artists back in the 80s?

"Quality" has never been a part of the pirate vocabulary.
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mrdomino



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

even though i, by and large, don't give a shit about atari stuff, i can spend ages browsing through all the weird pirate carts on this site - it's an absolute goldmine of hilarious cover art, engrish and downright bizarre spelling mistakes (presumably some were intentional to skirt copyright, and others weren't, although in the former category nothing beats a famiclone i saw a few years ago that featured donkey kong relabelled as "honkey dong").

also, this:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a dream last night that I played some weird Nes power rangers game. It was like an adventure rpg but also kind of like a platformer. The game also had voice clips telling you what you had to do on certain bosses. One of them was like a dragon on something. You had to jump up and hit these tiles so they would hit the monster.
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