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PopaSmear Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 178
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:27 am Post subject: BREAKING NEWS |
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THIS JUST IN:
OLD GAMES THAT WERE NEVER RELEASED NOT WORTH PLAYING, GET A PS2 OR SOMETHING.
Recent reports show that old games are all stupid anyway. Modern, "mature" gamers, like 15 year old Billy "Bill" Hoffman, no longer want games with bright colors and "kiddie shit". According to Hoffman, the "mature" systems of choice are XBOX and PS2. Says Hoffman, "Those are pretty f*cking cool, they have lots of games where you can like, shoot people and shit. And PS2 has GTA. You can f*cking sleep with hookers in that game. That's awesome." When asked about the Nintendo GameCube Hoffman made a face not unlike he was being offered a cup of urine. "LameCube? No way! That's got like, Mario, Zelda, and Metroid and shit. It's for little kids, like 13 year olds." More as it develops. |
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PowerPadMan
Joined: 05 Sep 2003 Posts: 18 Location: Australia
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Ernster BANNED
Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 28 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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Ahh idiot. |
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ClamIAm
Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Posts: 139 Location: the frozen northland
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:33 am Post subject: |
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REAL PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ernster is officially recognized as a moron. When asked about this, his devoted web forum of propaganda specialists muttered something apparently about a chick named "Marin" or something, and tried to somehow connect "NES Land" with a cure for cancer. No rational people were available for comment, since the author of this doesn't count.
ALSO OF NOTE, POSSIBLY TO POPASMEAR:
AAAAAAHH THINK I WON THE POWERBALL
-clamiawhatever |
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PowerPadMan
Joined: 05 Sep 2003 Posts: 18 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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ClamIAm wrote: | REAL PRESS RELEASE
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ernster is officially recognized as a moron. When asked about this, his devoted web forum of propaganda specialists muttered something apparently about a chick named "Marin" or something, and tried to somehow connect "NES Land" with a cure for cancer. No rational people were available for comment, since the author of this doesn't count.
ALSO OF NOTE, POSSIBLY TO POPASMEAR:
AAAAAAHH THINK I WON THE POWERBALL
-clamiawhatever |
NES World follower, get out of here if your going to start trouble. It makes YOU look like the idoit when your trying to start something ended 2 months ago. Good job loser. |
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nixon Staff
Joined: 25 Aug 2003 Posts: 446 Location: Northfield, MN
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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There will be no site politics here. I repeat, NONE.
If you are going to bring it here Ernster, PowerPadMan, or ClamIAm you will be banned. Play nice fellas. |
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ClamIAm
Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Posts: 139 Location: the frozen northland
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:25 pm Post subject: Apology |
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I would like to say that yes, I am a dumbass and get carried away in parody and such without usually taking into consideration what the actual response might be (just ask some of my ex girlfriends). I would like to say sorry to whoever is offended and such.
clam |
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