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Am I better at Haiku than Frank? |
nelliemaeii is queen |
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frank sure sucks haiku booty |
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i just want a steak |
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nelliemaeii
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 3
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:13 am Post subject: Juicy Steaks |
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I am hungry now.
Do you know a good steak house?
I wrote this Haiku. |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:15 am Post subject: |
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Don't you even start.
You can't possibly beat me.
I am HAIKU KING! |
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nelliemaeii
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 3
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:18 am Post subject: |
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Just let the votes choose
If you have been the master
You will be recalled |
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KlarthAilerion Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 673 Location: New Orleans, LA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:18 am Post subject: |
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bloody, still-rare steak
your ass is getting eaten
with a side of fries |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:22 am Post subject: |
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Votes don't mean a thing
When the real truth of the world
LIES IN THE SMILIES!
Last edited by TheRedEye on Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:24 am; edited 1 time in total |
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kap Minister of Paranoia
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 2103 Location: I hate you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:23 am Post subject: |
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I've thought about this..
Conforming just isn't for me.
Fuck your bastard eyes. |
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PopaSmear Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 178
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:24 am Post subject: |
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frank, your word is born
but that shit is premature
stop wasting my time |
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KlarthAilerion Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 673 Location: New Orleans, LA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:24 am Post subject: |
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that is true, except
smilies can be turned off here
so steak is still KING |
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KlarthAilerion Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 673 Location: New Orleans, LA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:27 am Post subject: |
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my haiku sucks ass
but I wil have the last laugh
when I break the board |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:31 am Post subject: |
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You all make me ill.
Choosing steak over your lord?
I'm going out now. |
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kap Minister of Paranoia
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 2103 Location: I hate you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:56 am Post subject: |
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edit:
Hmm. Can't delete posts.
Or, maybe, I'm blind tonight.
Oh well. Time to poop. |
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BMF54123 Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 743 Location: Henderson, NV
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:34 am Post subject: |
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I am all worn out.
Driving from Seattle sucks.
I soon sleep like rock. |
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kap Minister of Paranoia
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 2103 Location: I hate you.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:06 am Post subject: |
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Bitch bitch bitch. Fuck off.
Now I've got an avatar.
..Still not conforming. :) |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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The votes have been cast.
What we want is some dead cow.
Which means that I win. |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:04 am Post subject: |
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No contest, I see.
It does my heart good to know
That I'm still the king. |
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:39 am Post subject: |
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The king, you say? Ha!
I could beat you with my hands
Tied behind my back! |
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BMF54123 Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 743 Location: Henderson, NV
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Crap. That post was mine.
I failed to realize
I was not logged in. |
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nelliemaeii
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 3
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:58 am Post subject: |
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You have failed again
The second line is just six
Bow to the masters |
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kap Minister of Paranoia
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 2103 Location: I hate you.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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one two three four five!
one two three four five six sev..
fuck. that is sneaky. |
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Ballz Staff
Joined: 03 Sep 2003 Posts: 610 Location: st. petersburg, florida
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 2:22 am Post subject: |
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I have now arrived.
Sorry for coming in late.
Please don't hate me thx. |
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