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Kid Fenris
Joined: 17 Sep 2003 Posts: 301
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:33 am Post subject: |
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I once dreamed that I was playing an arcade game called Hyper Heat. It was a lot like Ikari Warriors, Mercs or any other overhead commando shooter of the '80s, only I was controlling some anime chick who ran around a city and blew up gunmen and cars and robots and cyberdogs and buildings. It even had little stores where she could buy weapons and upgrades, like River City Ransom. It was awesome.
I had another dream about finding an old VHS tape labeled "METROID CARTOON" at some thrift store. I took it straight to my family reunion and told everyone to sit down and watch this rare, unreleased Metroid cartoon. Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it. |
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handofg0d
Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 455 Location: PA
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Kid Fenris wrote: | Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it. |
I really hope it was just like this TMNT animated porn. |
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I am Christina Aguilera
Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 159
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:15 am Post subject: |
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A fascinating fun fact!:
That was produced by Harvard students. |
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Carnivol gay dickhead
Joined: 21 Jun 2004 Posts: 576 Location: confirmed
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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handofg0d wrote: | Kid Fenris wrote: | Then I started the tape, and it turned out to be crudely animated porn of Samus doing Ridley and Kraid. I don't remember how my family reacted to it. |
I really hope it was just like this TMNT animated porn. |
You know... I'm crying right now and I'm totally out of words. I think anyone who says X is raping their childhood memories by doing Y to franchise Z has not seen this. |
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neomerge
Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 351 Location: Woodstock GA!
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:14 am Post subject: |
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The scariest character porn ever has to be that E.T. one. That shit freaked me out. |
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LocalH
Joined: 15 May 2004 Posts: 160
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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It's not porn but this shit freaked me out when I first saw it:
Well, it is crudely drawn... |
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handofg0d
Joined: 13 Jun 2006 Posts: 455 Location: PA
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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LocalH wrote: | Well, it is crudely drawn... |
And it does have a flag telling E.T. to go come. |
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BMF54123 Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 743 Location: Henderson, NV
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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LocalH wrote: | It's not porn but this shit freaked me out when I first saw it:
Well, it is crudely drawn... |
Oh, no.
It must be the same company. |
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ProgrammingAce
Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 580
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Did they seriously not have graphic artists back in the 80s? |
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neomerge
Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 351 Location: Woodstock GA!
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:12 am Post subject: |
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WTF thats popeye. SMH and I thought Sega Master System covers were bad. |
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BMF54123 Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 743 Location: Henderson, NV
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:26 am Post subject: |
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ProgrammingAce wrote: | Did they seriously not have graphic artists back in the 80s? |
"Quality" has never been a part of the pirate vocabulary. |
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mrdomino
Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 167
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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even though i, by and large, don't give a shit about atari stuff, i can spend ages browsing through all the weird pirate carts on this site - it's an absolute goldmine of hilarious cover art, engrish and downright bizarre spelling mistakes (presumably some were intentional to skirt copyright, and others weren't, although in the former category nothing beats a famiclone i saw a few years ago that featured donkey kong relabelled as "honkey dong").
also, this:
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neomerge
Joined: 12 Feb 2006 Posts: 351 Location: Woodstock GA!
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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I had a dream last night that I played some weird Nes power rangers game. It was like an adventure rpg but also kind of like a platformer. The game also had voice clips telling you what you had to do on certain bosses. One of them was like a dragon on something. You had to jump up and hit these tiles so they would hit the monster. |
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