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The Green Meanie
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 218 Location: The New Wave
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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Well now you have to, with pedo refrences randomly inserted. |
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Mia D
Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 162 Location: AUSTIN TEXAS
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:36 am Post subject: |
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TheRedEye wrote: | FUN FACT: He once wrote an article for Lost Levels. I didn't publish it. |
oh oh oh was it filled with terrible attempts at cursing because I bet it was
also did it suck I BET IT DID |
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KlarthAilerion Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 673 Location: New Orleans, LA
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:04 am Post subject: |
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kap wrote: | Moved to offtopic until someone figures out how to tie this into Shenmue or something. |
Am I the only one that read that the wrong way? |
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Kitsune FURRY
Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 318 Location: Mexico
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:59 am Post subject: |
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kap wrote: | It took me entirely too long to figure out that "digital penetration" means using your fingers. |
Hah. A friend of mine was confused as well when I gave him the link. He said, "Why is he getting convicted for child abuse for something he did over the internet?" |
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Akuma Sephitaro STOP POSTING AND MAKE SARDIUS A CAKE
Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 45
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Smeg wrote: | Akuma Sephitaro wrote: | This seems too odd to be real... PROOF DAMMIT
I need proof.......... |
You must not be familiar with Pachuka. History repeating isn't odd at all. |
I don't know the guy, but I liked Sonic-Cult *shrugs* |
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Kitsune FURRY
Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 318 Location: Mexico
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Akuma Sephitaro"] Smeg wrote: | I don't know the guy, but I liked Sonic-Cult *shrugs* |
I liked the site. I always thought, and still do, that the things they did and the information they collected was simply awesome.
Pachuka, on the other hand... I never could understand what went on in his head. |
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Smeg Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1600 Location: beneath enemy scrotum
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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Kitsune wrote: | Akuma Sephitaro wrote: | Smeg wrote: | I don't know the guy, but I liked Sonic-Cult *shrugs* |
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No I didn't
Sonic Cult had some interesting information on it, much of which can be found on other Sonic "research" type sites. The Sonic X-Treme video footage was swank though. |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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Sonic Cult was an awesome website about Sonic the Hedgehog because every update was some inside joke about a forum member or PACHUKA responding to an email in an entirely unfunny way or PACHUKA talking about how awesome he is for stealing info from other sites or PACHUKA explaining how awesome he is for having otaku fangirls desperate for cock exposing their breasts and sometimes PACHUKA talking about how awesome he is just for the hell of it.
The worst part of it all is that he's actually an okay guy, when he's not talking about himself. He mostly thinks he's christ reincarnated, but in those rare moments where he shuts up about himself and acts like a normal person, he's extremely helpful and actually a cool dude. |
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ArnoldRimmer83 Staff
Joined: 28 Aug 2003 Posts: 540
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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TheRedEye wrote: | The worst part of it all is that he's actually an okay guy, when he's not talking about himself. He mostly thinks he's christ reincarnated, but in those rare moments where he shuts up about himself and acts like a normal person, he's extremely helpful and actually a cool dude. |
Wow. Guess that guy is even more loony than I thought. |
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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ArnoldRimmer83 wrote: | TheRedEye wrote: | The worst part of it all is that he's actually an okay guy, when he's not talking about himself. He mostly thinks he's christ reincarnated, but in those rare moments where he shuts up about himself and acts like a normal person, he's extremely helpful and actually a cool dude. |
Wow. Guess that guy is even more loony than I thought. |
The christ thing wasn't literal, dude. |
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The Green Meanie
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 218 Location: The New Wave
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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TheRedEye wrote: | The worst part of it all is that he's actually an okay guy, when he's not talking about himself. He mostly thinks he's christ reincarnated, but in those rare moments where he shuts up about himself and acts like a normal person, he's extremely helpful and actually a cool dude. |
Derek Smart?
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TheRedEye The Internet's Frank Cifaldi
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 4192 Location: Oakland, CA
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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No, Derek Smart is never a cool dude, he's just a talentless hack who thinks he's god's gift to his medium and blames others for his shittiness. He's the Rob Liefeld of videogames. |
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Kitsune FURRY
Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Posts: 318 Location: Mexico
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:07 am Post subject: |
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TheRedEye wrote: | He's the Rob Liefeld of videogames. |
Thank you sir, you've just made my day.
I don't know who that person is, but if he's being compared to Liefeld, he's got to be bad. |
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The Green Meanie
Joined: 01 Mar 2004 Posts: 218 Location: The New Wave
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Richter Belmont
Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 285 Location: Murfreesboro, TN
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 10:10 am Post subject: |
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TheRedEye wrote: | No, Derek Smart is never a cool dude, he's just a talentless hack who thinks he's god's gift to his medium and blames others for his shittiness. He's the Rob Liefeld of videogames. |
Wow, he sounds almost as bad as Tommy Tallarico!
*RIMSHOT* |
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Smeg Staff
Joined: 26 Aug 2003 Posts: 1600 Location: beneath enemy scrotum
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Richter Belmont wrote: | *RIMSHOT* |
More like, "...is this thing on?" |
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Kapow
Joined: 08 Apr 2004 Posts: 5
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:40 am Post subject: |
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that's the worst wiki article I've ever seen. nothing about him saying only the smartest best people understand his games and he doesn't make them for anyone else to play? nothing about him getting in huge usenet flamewars for years? nothing about him getting banned from tons of forums? nothing about his insane stalker who obsessively tries to disprove that derek has a degree?
TheRedEye wrote: | The worst part of it all is that he's actually an okay guy, when he's not talking about himself. |
or, you know, raping 15-year-olds
I'd say that part is the worst but I didn't know the guy or anything |
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Richter Belmont
Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Posts: 285 Location: Murfreesboro, TN
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Smeg wrote: |
More like, "...is this thing on?" |
How fitting... it just wouldn't be an audience without a heckler. |
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narc
Joined: 20 May 2004 Posts: 128 Location: Krak street
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:45 am Post subject: |
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Sonic cult is back up but no sign of Pachuka. Sazpaimon seems to be runing it for now. |
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